January 2011
41 posts
socratinho asked: If Grima could handle you I'm not worried, oh mighty wizard.
Saruman, even I think you're being a bit creepy...
shelobthespider-:
Just remember
HOW DARE YOU ATTEMPT TO CRUSH MY DREAMS AND RUIN MY FANTASIES?
iamthemouthofsauron-deactivated asked: I like your beard.
I'm pretty hungry
lordsauron:
sarumanthewhite-:
shelobthespider-:
It’s been so long since I’ve eaten anything other than stupid Gondorian’s or Orcs.
….
hmmm… I hear saruman is back in town..
It’s been quite a while since I’ve eaten a wizard.
Oh, I bet you would just LOVE to taste my staff.
What exactly are you doing, Saruman?
HEY. You’re the one who broke up with me…
socratinho asked: Hey, aren't you dead?
I'm pretty hungry
shelobthespider-:
It’s been so long since I’ve eaten anything other than stupid Gondorian’s or Orcs.
….
hmmm… I hear saruman is back in town..
It’s been quite a while since I’ve eaten a wizard.
Oh, I bet you would just LOVE to taste my staff.
prince-eldarion:
sarumanthewhite- answered your question:What’s “sex?” And are we there yet????
Sex is lots of fun! Why don’t you come visit me in my tower sometime and I will show you.
I can’t. Ada and everyone say not to talk with you cuz you’re scary and evil and you don’t like me. It’s probably a nasty candy, anyway.
But I like you very much, Eldarion! My candy is a very special, tasty...
I need help polishing my staff...
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aragorn- asked: BACK AWAY FROM MY SON, OR I'LL FLAY YOUR ENTIRE GENITAL REGION.
SARUMAN'S TO-DO LIST
1. Dye all of Eomer’s underwear pink 2. Burn more of Rohan’s villages 3. Buy Wormy some anti-dandruff shampoo 4. Cut down more trees 5. Buy a new sparkly thong to wear for date with Gandalf
Anonymous asked: What's going on with you and Gandalf?
Sir Christopher Returns in The Hobbit →
reallyally:
fuckyeahlordoftherings:
Confirmations are coming in thick and fast now!
I approve of this.
Anonymous asked: I KNOW WHY YOUR BEARD IS SO BIG.
BECAUSE IT'S FULL OF SECRETS.
BECAUSE IT'S FULL OF SECRETS.
nazgul3 asked: I think you should trim your nails.
LEAVE ME HATE MAIL →
What shall I do today?
I’m having a hard time choosing between burning more of Rohan or burning more of Fangorn Forest. Hmmmm…
I think I’ll burn more of Rohan.
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legolasgreenleafbestandprettiest:
EVERYONE JUST COME
Where is Eldarion?
lord-celeborn:
*worried*
HEY ELDARION...
prince-eldarion:
sarumanthewhite-:
prince-eldarion:
sarumanthewhite-:
I want free candy!
…but Mama said not to talk with strangers.
I am no stranger! I’m just a harmless old grandpa with no grandchildren of his own to dote on. I would just love to find a little boy to give lots of toys and candy to. Wouldn’t you like that?
Yes, but Uncle Gimli says you’re not on the safe list, so I...
HEY ELDARION...
prince-eldarion:
sarumanthewhite-:
I want free candy!
…but Mama said not to talk with strangers.
I am no stranger! I’m just a harmless old grandpa with no grandchildren of his own to dote on. I would just love to find a little boy to give lots of toys and candy to. Wouldn’t you like that?
nazgul5 asked: Yo, wizard, wanna watch the ball game together? My reception is crappy, I was wondering if you were getting it okay in your palantir.
lordsauron:
It’s a good thing that Uruk are not sensitive to light. Or snow. *laughs evilly*
YOU’RE WELCOME
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HEY ELDARION...
Anonymous asked: IF YOU'RE FROM MORDOR, THEN WHY ARE YOU WHITE?
greyhame asked: you forgot your panties at my place. you know, that pink thong
nazgul3 asked: It's about time you showed up, whitey.
Anonymous asked: Are you still having an affair?
Anonymous asked: Means yes.
Anonymous asked: Did you and Gandalf ever have an affair?
Anonymous asked: Are you and Grima sleeping together?
Where is Grima?
My feet are cold and I need him to fetch me my slippers.
